| Childish me: | I hate the commercials on nickelodeon. They're so stupid. |
| More logical me: | Then don't watch that station. |
| Childish me: | I CAN'T STOP WATCHING SPONGEBOB. |
When I drop food on the floor.
fuck
oh my fuCKING GOD
oh my fuck
this is literally my favourite post ever on tumblr.
My reaction to food in general
Lol yes
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
My brain works in the strangest ways. I was woken up from a dream from thunder and in my dream I was watching tv. The last thing I heard in my dream? “Coming up next, top ten booms of all time.” I was then woken up by the loudest boom of my life, which literally shook my house.
this right here is why I love blue footed boobies
THEY ARE SERIOUSLY THE GOOFIEST BIRDS EVER
^ AGREED XD
This bird sums up everybody on Tumblr
plus their feet look like they had an accident with radioactive materials or some shit :3 what’s not to love about them
Sometimes I wish I was a blue footed boobie.
(Source: bradybrereton)
Derek, when he writes in people’s yearbooks.
Have the best life of your life.
The bathroom is the place to do things you shouldn’t do in public. Like going to the bathroom or picking your nose. So please stop picking your nose in your car. People can see that. Thanks.
My pillow and my dog. I really need to stop looking at tumblr on my phone.
(Source: agiledash)
